Friday, April 04, 2008

Is it me? Or is it the Duck?

Took one of these tests. I think it's fairly accurate....except the part about not having a job. Anyone else agree? Disagree? Give a crap?

Your Score: the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things
trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -


Kenny Durkin said...

Hmmm...I thought we would both have similar profiles, but I got this instead.

Your Score: the Cutting Edge(52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)

your humor style:
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

That said, I can't argue with my results.

Keelan Parham said...

I think they have you both to a tee.


Keelan Parham said...

um...I was:

(33% dark, 46% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

That's cool.

Mandy said...

(14% dark, 69% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

Michael "Locoduck" Duron said...

I agree with all these except for Mandy's results. At least Kee, Ken and Doo are all spontaneous.

Ted said...

(42% dark, 19% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

I am like Ashton Kutcher?!?!

Keelan Parham said...

>>>"I am like Ashton Kutcher?!?!"

Only in looks, Ted. Only in looks.

Michael "Locoduck" Duron said...

lol! I dunno Ted, you and Ashton share a similar kind of aloof goofiness.

Kenny Durkin said...

The beauty of being Ashton Kutcher is you can land Demi Moore.

I'm just sayin'...